It's not asseptable.: Archive

May 20th

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Mar 12th

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Are you kidding, Peter Surkitt from Hampton? Try Paul Keating over Hewson - the win for the true believers. #theage #letters

Jan 4th

Watching Keating from the Wheeler Centre before getting into reading his book that I got for xmas. http://t.co/y3WXYyae

Jan 2nd

Yay! Found an open cafe - and quality - MARIOS! It’s always so hard to find a place on new year’s day.

Jan 1st

I just ousted @longmacchiato as the mayor of Biba Hair Salon on @foursquare! http://t.co/m8TjLar2

Dec 31st

The last day of the year at BB’s and I made myself a little heart. http://t.co/z2AtGmAB

Dec 24th

Right now, @boxcutterscast host @davewlawson is on @3RRRFM with Adam Zwar. Funny AND charming.

Dec 22nd

I just ousted @mjphotographer as the mayor of Bakers Delight on @foursquare! http://t.co/4t7TTE0T

Dec 21st

Holy fuck. After a couple of years off the residency at Transport, a last minute fill was a fucking blast! So hot in there.

Dec 17th

As soon as dinner is done, this MF is gonna be jumping. Everything is prepared. http://t.co/YmkuJm4b

Dec 16th

Ugh. Overwrought carols pumping out through the PA at Shoppo CHRIST THE SAVIOUR IS BORN ! GODDAMMIT!

Dec 12th

What are you JVG people on about? @danwarnermusic has hardly tweeted at all! Leave it out Sarah.

Dec 11th

I had my first shuffler tonight… Now I feel like a REAL GD Melbourne DJ.

Dec 10th

Oh for fucks sake ABC Radio News - MUST we tolerate pointless stories about four kids who have been chosen to open the Queen’s door?

Oct 26th

#OccupyTheInternet+RT:New Blacklist Bill could shut down Twitter. For real. TAKE ACTION: http://t.co/7Bj0XLsh via @demandprogress

Oct 25th

#OccupyMelbourne @Melb3000 @asher_wolf So 5 days is enough for this but over 10 years harassing women on Wellington Pde can continue?

Oct 24th

RT @normative: CEO gets 40 mos for $3bn fraud. Homeless man turns self in after stealing $100, gets 15 yrs. http://t.co/PFlZq1dF

Oct 23rd

#OccupyMelbourne @Melb3000 @madinmelbourne @asher_wolf Nick Carson didn’t say they would leave, he said they would remove the tents

Oct 23rd

WTF? The protest has been nothing but peaceful and they’ve sent in riot police with batons??!!! #occupymelbourne

Oct 22nd

#occupymelbourne @XenXmith Yes they do but they’re not very bright. They’ve tugged the tiger’s tail. #theage supports it in today’s opinion

Oct 22nd

4s on Optus 12mo $79 plan: 16gb additional $48/mo 32gb = $58/mo more 64gb = $67/mo more - ON TOP of the $79/mo plan cost. That’s $804 extra!

Oct 20th

WTF?! QLD govt being sued by a mine co after they allowed benzene into the ground water with CSG mining for $34 MILLION!! BAN CSG MINING!!!

Oct 17th

See what I mean? http://t.co/W2imh78D

Oct 16th

Howard’s Battlers are alive and well and invading parliament, vandalising offices, whining to Alan Jones - what’s next? Firebombs?

Oct 13th

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Treat your ears right. Listen to this album. They’re playing all over the place in Melbs.

Oct 12th

Ummm. JB I think you might have done it again if the IT was having no mobile phones in your mobile phones category. http://img.ly/9cDm

Oct 9th

There’s such a WEIRD haze around Melbourne right now.

Oct 7th

I’m looking at you, Carl Keeney from Sunshine North #theageLetters

Oct 7th

So I’m seriously pissed at the non appearance of the iPhone 5. What phone should I buy outright next week? I’m assuming Android from 3GS

Oct 6th

Geoff McLean: you’re an idiot. Insisting the Govt throw money at the symptom rather than the cause is pointless. What’s your agenda?

Oct 5th

I think Angry Anderson got infected by the Nationals blue-rinse audience on Midday with Ray. So many little old ladies calling him ‘pet’.

Oct 5th

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Oct 3rd

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Mayor Bloomberg Tells People to Respect their... →

thesearethe1percent: “The protesters are protesting against people who make $40-50,000 a year and are struggling to make ends meet. That’s the bottom line,” Bloomberg said, presumably meaning service workers on Wall Street, adding that “we all” share blame for taking on too much risk, not just the financial industry. “And people in this day and age need support for their employers. If ...

Oct 3rd

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Sun shining brightly after 6pm is not computing in my head. It might take a bit to get used to the daylight saving time again.

Oct 3rd

Oct 2nd

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WTF? RT @I_enigma RT @iTweeker: 2 MFB trucks are broken down in the city (separate incidents) #MelbWeather

Sep 29th

Wow! The whole sky flashed across my entire windscreen. Could be lightning, could be alien abduction. Have to wait for the flashbacks.

Sep 28th

Yeah, that tirade Joe Hockey had about Wayne Swan’s international award… That was a taste of the racism at the heart of the Libs.

Sep 24th

Every time I return to Chris Wilson singing You’ll Surely Love Again I get breathless. He live on Derek Guille’s last show @774melbourne

Sep 23rd

… It’s only that Brumby fucked up so badly that left Ted the last man standing - with a platform of lies they never thought they’d fulfill

Sep 22nd

Holy crap. The MFB fire BUS has just sped down Punt Rd with full lights and sirens! Fire education EMERGENCY!

Sep 18th

The Catholic Church response to Xenophon’s naming is like the slow kid at school: I was doing it Miss, you didn’t give me time. 4 years!

Sep 15th

If you build a maxi prison you need people to lock up in it. That’s why Bailieu slashed VCAL funding - to create disaffected youth to lockup

Sep 14th

You call me a bleeding heart liberal but you’re wrong. I’m a revolutionary and, when it’s time, I’ll take you out in a second, MOTHERFUCKER

Sep 11th

Let’s face it: religo people against gay marriage just want to have at least one thing they can still be self righteous and superior about.

Sep 7th

Is Jenny Mitchell saying society is doomed if gays get married and have better life expectancy and health? Good one, bigot. #theage

Aug 30th

RT @JohnLacey: You shouldn’t use hyperbole - or, as Julia puts it, HYPER BOWL - about these things. #Insiders

Aug 28th

As I said the other day: Bully Bully Bully http://img.ly/7IDd

Aug 26th

Tony Abbott: bully Joe Hockey: bully Noel Porter: bully What a pity the bullies are retarding the country.

Aug 25th